Sunday, June 29, 2008

Frogger


A few nights back, Kaelan decided she would "mow" the lawn with her bubble mower. It was a decently cool evening, so Doug and I agreed to let her do her thing and sit out on the porch while she slaved away. A few laps into mowing, Kaelan gave a sudden jolt and looked at us with a most puzzling face. I watched as she bent down several times and eyed the bottom part of the mower. Finally, she called out, "Mom, my mower is stuck on somping!" Figuring she had probably run over a rock, I told her to just pick up the 2lb machine she was handling and continue on. "Oh," she said, as if that had not occurred to her to be an option. She bowed her knees and and made a face often made by pro wrestlers when they lift their opponents over there heads for a great body slam and prepared to lift the mower off the obstacle. Suddenly, she let out a horrendous scream and flew backwards a few feet. I jumped up and began running towards her afraid that this toy mower had somehow taken on the life of "Lawnmower Man" or something, and was attacking my child. Much to my surprise, and even more to Kaelan's, a HUGE frog came leaping out from beneath the mower. Bubble juice slimed down his back, and he looked a little agitated, but overall he was in good shape for having just been pinned by a mower. Kaelan was surprised and thrilled, and she spent the rest of the evening hopping around after the critter.
Since that night, we have had several froggy friends come to visit, so it has become a night time ritual to go frog hunting. We hope our frog friends never meet our lawn dude's mower....no bubble juice in there!

Monday, June 23, 2008

Luau

Yep, I am all about the montage thing......
A few weeks ago, we hosted a luau party here at the house. We had a great time....I think we have created another yearly tradition!
Kaelan had a blast with all her friends playing in the sand, the pool, on the playscape, making leis and even busting the luau pinata (we are from New Mexico....we had to have a pinata). The grown-ups were successful at making complete fools of themselves with a hula-hoop contest, doing the limbo, and water balloon tossing. Doug made some awesome food....I helped with cutting and cooking, but he did most of the work! Enjoy the photos....

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Friday, June 13, 2008

This is for all you haters....

Monday, June 9, 2008


I am going to order this sign to hang in front of my home.....and beside it I will post the words:
NO BIRDS WELCOME! DO NOT BUILD YOUR NEST OR LAY YOUR EGGS ON MY PROPERTY! I DO NOT WANT THE DRAMA!

Well, that is all fine and good for future reference, but presently, we are once again in the middle of a bird soap opera. It seems another sweet little birdie has decided to make a home for her sweet little babies in my yard. This bird picked one of my hanging flower baskets on the front porch. I actually saw a bird flying into the basket a few days ago with what appeared to be some string. I immediately flew out the door and yelled for the bird to go away...."Oh no you don't!', I screamed. "Don't you dare build a nest in there! Don't you birds talk to one another? Don't you know this is a sacred burial area from another bird family?"
I figured I had scared her away, but it wasn't until I went to water the baskets and I saw a freshly broken egg on the ground below that I realized there WAS a nest in there. Darn those blasted birds......my heart is still aching for the last nest drama.
Well, there was one egg left in the nest last night, and I worried the mama would never return after all that moving the basket around. However, much to my surprise, I saw the mom fluttering about the flowers today and when I took a peek....there were TWO eggs in the nest! I am praying that stupid possum will not be able to scale the pillars and murder them. I am thinking for surrounding the area with barbed wire and hiring snipers.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Who would of thunk it?

Clay Aiken Impregnates Someone!
Posted May 29th 2008 4:00PM by TMZ Staff
TMZ has learned Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. In case you didn't process that, Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.Here's what we know. Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's best friend. He lives at her home when he's in L.A.We're told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She's the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.We're told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm -- we're told he will have an active role in raising the child. No immediate word from Aiken's rep.
I am just shaking my head in disbelief....who knew he had it in him? Bad pun.