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The New Man on Campus

Seth Douglass McBrayer

Name/Nicknames:  Seth Douglass McBrayer 

 aka:   Otis, Sugar Britches, Pickle, BoogerBoo,  and Mr. Snuffastinkapuss

Age:  2 weeks and counting

But does age really matter????  Can I get an AMEN, Ashton Kutcher?

Stats:  Height:  Long (almost 20 inches), Hair Color:  Dark (what little hair I have), and HANDSOME

Relationship Status:   SINGLE!

Occupation:  Lactation consultant/Diaper Engineer

Musical Tastes:   Love the Vacuum Cleaner, White Noise and the sound of my sister's voice

Hobbies:  Sleeping,   Eating at only the finest of establishments, travel (love my carseat),  Eating, Staring at things until my eyes cross

Apartment or Home:  Right now I'm crashing at my parent's house....in their room actually.  I have my own pad (still in their house), but I am not quite ready to be out on my own just yet.

Describe the perfect first date:  Basically, it would involve a nice tour of the neighborhood in a comfy double stroller.   A tasty meal (taken in my usual Slllooooowwwww manner).  Perhaps a little tummy time (on separate mats....I'm not that kind of guy),  a peaceful nap and ending with a relaxing dip in my warm baby tub (but without full submersion, as I have not yet lost my umbilical cord).    You game?

Goals:     Get on a good schedule and sleep 7-9 hours uninterrupted a night (wait...I think that is my mom's goal).   Keep my clothing poo free (another of mom's).  AND  do my best not to baptize mom with my golden showers during diaper change time.